no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness
where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
After about a fifty year life membership your period upgrades, but the new software makes your computer overheat like crazy.
You know when you need to practice speaking a language but you don’t want to speak it in front of native speakers because you’re worried they will judge you for your poor grammar skills and limited vocabulary
i was just casually deleting my bebo (DON’T LAUGH AT ME. IT’S GONE NOW)
when i stumbled across this -massive cringe oh my god- from back when myspace was relevant!
HOLY SHIT DAN YOU WERE HOT WHEN YOU WERE SIXTEEN I WOULD HAVE HAD A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU
is that even a dan??!??!
assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress
assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk
assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut
assuming someone’s sexuality
When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
This reminds me of those pictures of the president you sometimes see hanging behind the counter at stores except it’s a dystopian setting where Dennis has taken over and demands a giant framed picture of him in the front display of every store
have respect idiots I am legend